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Hutton Spitback

When your woman has that cute gap between her front teeth - just like Lauren Hutton. After she gives you a beeg, she spits it all over your torso through said gap. A trick as old as we, I suspect.
My girly, she's a saucy minx. I had to wipe the goo off my chest after she sprayed me with a Hutton Spitback.
by Barzog January 23, 2013
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splatbasket

A sock that has been used for purposes of masturbation. Any sock can become a splatbasket, but not all splatbaskets will ever be socks again. It will require some real washing.
Jerry's room is a TV, a recliner and two dozen splatbaskets on the floor around his chair. It kind of smells.
by Nab Jabkin December 8, 2009
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splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
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scatback

An unusually fast and elusive offensive back in American football.
It was impossible for the defensive linemen to catch and tackle the scatback.
by Gregory W. May 19, 2008
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Quack Quack Seatback

Similar to "Fives" or calling "shotgun", "Quack Quack Seatback" is a common way to lay short-term claim to a seat you're about to vacate when with a larger group. Sometimes shortened to "Quacks."
Person A: "Hey, you stole my seat."
Person B: "It's my seat now."
Person C: "No, he called Quack Quack Seatback. Move it."
by Joe G! January 5, 2006
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Splashback

The water that goes up your ass when you launch a turd down into the toilet bowl.
John: Hey!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
by Splashback. September 17, 2010
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splatpack

The term for a swollen vagina after vigorous "exercise" yet the owner of the vagina is still horny resulting in a swollen, wet bulge which upon impact creates a splat sound.
Damn, that bitch's splatpack just gushed on my hand.

Watch out when you go in there, I just gave that girl a nasty splatpack.
by Kale T January 7, 2008
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