The
friend who
always manages to spill something when they come over to your place.
Note: The spillage
idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.
Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage
Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.
Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.