SPH

Small Penis Haver.

Chris etchsion is a SPH.

by My Lambo is blue January 12, 2010

SPH

Skate Park Hoes

Females who go to skate parks to get the attention from guys.

Girl 1: That girl doesn't even own a skateboard.

Girl 2: Why is she at the skatepark?
Girl 1: Because she's a total SPH

by greensharpietomyright November 30, 2011

SPH

slutty pot head

Rachel and Kendal are major Sph's.

by RacheltheSph October 19, 2008

SPH

Score Pointing Honours

Someone who is good at kissing ass, while being smart with an 80 % average.

Person 1: What did you get on the math test?

Person 2: 80%

Person 1: SPH!!!

by S.S. - V.S. April 28, 2011

sph

Short term for fetish: Small Penis Humiliation. When a man gains sexual pleasure in being told (normally by a wife/girlfriend) that his penis is inadequate, and does not satisfy her.

I totally love sph sessions with my wife. The thought of her with a much larger, well hung man totally turns me on!!!

by xors April 19, 2006

Sph

Small penis humiliation

As he revealed his dick with shame a devious smirk came across her face fallowed by a mocking laugh. Because his dick was little over 2 and 1/2 inches and hadn't gotten hard since he was a young teenager.

She forced him onto the bed and started rubbing his nipples as he released sharp feminine moans into the air.

He proceeded to finger his little femclit pushing the tip into his body fantasizing about fucking her but knowing that she or his shrimpy dick would never allow it

He shot clear cum into his fingers as she and her perfect tits demanded he lick it off.

She's a ten but she's hard into Sph

by Gaegestacostand November 12, 2022

sph

Smoothed Particle Hydrodynamics. A mesh-free method used to solve fluid mechanics problems, among others. It's also very popular among video game graphics designers.

How the heck did you learn sph?! You must be into some kinky shit, dude.

by Assholeson June 5, 2016