Spartner

A combination of the words "spouse" and "parter" meant to not be sexual-preference specific; one's life partner.

All couples argue sometimes, but one must learn how to deal with their spartner in a calm, proper manner.

by Janie U August 5, 2009

spatnakking

acting like a total spaz

The squirrel was spatnakking by a tree in the street

by doyve November 5, 2003

Spafin

It's waaaaay worse than a weem. It's like..really bad. But it's not that bad..like it's not as bad as saying F*ck or anything. (Yeah..I'm a weem for saying "F*ck".) But..you use it daily..SPREAD IT!


Note: The shorter version is Spaf.

yeah..James is a weem for not bringing money to the mall, but Jimmy is a Spafin for not going.

by STEALTH PANDA December 23, 2008

Shaftnado

A tornado full of moist and unused shafts, and you can use it in anyway you want.:)

I just seen a shaftnado outside . I hope that i wont get wet.

by donnytells November 16, 2016

Spaffnugget

Ordering at MacDonalds 6 Chicken Nuggets and then ceremoniously ejaculating on then in front of the waiter.

I ordered a large coke and fries , If you piss me off i will spaffnugget on that nanny's Nuggets

by FatJohnisyourmum February 20, 2019

spaffnuffer

Dirty pommie grub

Oi, spaffnuffer, get the schooners in.

by Pending Aussie November 21, 2020

Spaftas

A team of sexually driven superheroes who's aim it is to spaff (cum) on every villain (consenting or not) in their local area, or somewhere they can get to easily by train.

‘The Spaftas are coming (cumming)!’

by Mr. Spiffles September 6, 2022