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Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021
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spaced in

A period of extreme focus; the opposite of being "spaced out".
Did you see him out there? I couldn't shake him; he must have really been spaced in!
by robulastage April 15, 2010
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Spades Slick

A short, angry asshole with a love of stabs and dogs, and a burning hatred for clocks and green men.
Spades Slick, fearsome and malevolent. Also known as "insufferable prick".
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spadeldradle

The act of shoving a spade ,or other similar small gardening utensil, up one’s anus.
“Man Jim’s girlfriend is so fucking weird
“How so?”
“I heard she got him to spadeldradle her”
by CoffeeSalt November 14, 2021
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James Spader

James Spader is an American Actor. He is best known for portraying villians in movies in the 1980s and 90s. He is best known for playing Raymond "Red" Reddington in the tv show, The Blacklist

Movies:

Team Mates (1978)
Endless Love (1981)
Tuff Turf (1985)
The New Kids (1985)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Mannequin (1987)
Baby Boom (1987)
Less Than Zero (1987)
Wall Street (1987)
Greasy Lake (1988)
Jack's Back (1988)
sex, lies and videotape (1989)
The Rachel Papers (1989)
Bad Influence (1990)
White Palace (1990)
True Colors (1991)
Storyville (1992)
Bob Roberts (1992)
The Music of Chance (1993)
Dream Lover (1993)
Wolf (1994)
Stargate (1994)
Crash (1996)
2 Days in the Valley (1996)
Keys to Tulsa (1996)
Driftwood (1997)
Critical Care (1997)
Curtain Call (1998)
Supernova (2000)
The Watcher (2000)
Slow Burn (2000)
Speaking of Sex (2001)
Secretary (2002)
The Stickup (2002)
I Witness (2003)
Alien Hunter (2003)
Shadow of Fear (2004)
Shorts (2009)
Lincoln (2012)
The Homesman (2014)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Television:

The Family Tree (1983)
Cocaine: One Man's Seduction (1983)
A Killer in the Family (1983)
Family Secrets (1984)
Starcrossed (1985)
Frasier (1994)
Seinfeld (1997)
The Pentagon Papers (2003)
The Practice (2003-2004)
Boston Legal (2004-2008)
Discovery Atlas (2006)
The Office (2011-2012)
The Blacklist (2013- )
Did you see the movie with James Spader in it? He was totally hot!
by KatLes123 February 1, 2017
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office spaced

Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.
I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.
by Frank August 31, 2004
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blacker than the ace of spades

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes
"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"
by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005
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