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souljaboy

The biggest assmonkey this world has seen. Enjoys cranking and cocking on "beech aez". Also has severe grammar and pronunciation deficencies.Cause unknown.
Listed here are some of souljaboy kin: 50 Cent, George Bush, A-Rab
by JZBoi October 21, 2008
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souljaboy

Some crazy gorilla who dances like an ape and looks like a fucking half-wit while doing so. The song sucks, the video sucks harder, and every time I watch this I want to take a chainsaw to this fucking ape's jugular.

Give him credit for bending that bitch over and supermaning that hoe (the act of wrenching a chick doggystyle, and letting that hot sauce go on her back/ass, and causing the sheets to get stuck on her back, thus resembling a superhero's cape), but the dance just fucking ruined it.

The "souljaboy" also has a very bad speech impediment. This is seen in the line where he says "WAH me crack and WAH me roll." Well...many may ask...WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO WAH SOMETHING? The answer is unknown to a group of experts from Stanford and Niagara universities. However, these same scholars did attempt to superman that hoe, but proceeded to get the sheet stuck on the ceiling fan, so the credibility of this hypothesis may not be accurate.
Souljaboy may have supermanned that hoe, but I'll fucking batman all over his face.
by Collin Mehl November 4, 2007
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Souljaboytellem.com

The shitty album by retarded, hip-hop killing rapper, who can't rap, Soulja Boy, which was the worst album of 2007, got shit reviews, and any idiot that buys it, or downloads it, hates hip-hop and is a cunt who doesn't know the meaning of music
Have you heard Souljaboytellem.com? It was so shit, I gave it back to the music store
by Soulja Boy Hate 'Im March 13, 2008
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souljaboy

Offencive name that you call faggots try-hards and wannabes
Wigga: Yo whats good in tha hood
MJ: Fuck you souljaboy
by 2EazyRTO March 14, 2009
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Souljaboytellem.com

The shitty album by retarded rapper Soulja Boy, which was the worst album of 2007, got shit reviews, and any idiot that buys it, or downloads it, hates hip-hop and is a cunt who doesn't know the meaning of music
Have you heard Souljaboytellem.com? It was so shit, I gave it back to the music store
by Soulja Boy Hate 'Im March 13, 2008
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Souljaboyed

A word signifying the presence of unlicensed ROMs (videogames) on a knockoff videogame console after the rapper Souljaboy came out with bootleg consoles with a bunch of unlicensed ROMs on them.
I thought I bought a blank console but it seems this console has been Souljaboyed!
by SgtMarceau May 7, 2021
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souljaboyner

The one and only soulja boy's penis being erect.
It's ofen spotted when he takes "sexy" cell phone pictures.
soulja boys boner. go look. its on his myspace.

example:

"Hey Souja Boy I see your souljaboyner through dem boxer."
or

"OHHHH SHITTT... Soulja Boy got nominated for the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, I bet hes got a souljaboyner."
by amberisrad April 29, 2008
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