solar flares

when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out
the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.
by lalala November 03, 2003
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solar flares

Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)
"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"
by akm13 November 03, 2003
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solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.
"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."
by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003
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solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.
"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."
by Lara November 01, 2003
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solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.
this old woman solar flared my uncle.
by the_rhino December 15, 2003
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Solar Flare rule 34

Hentai depicting Solar Flare from Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes that’s disturbingly common within the plants vs. zombies community. Just searching up things about the game will result in you finding it. Some find it hot, some find it gross some don’t care and some bully and death-threat people who like it, which is just as fucked up.
Person 1: Searched up Solar Flare pvz and I got a bunch of pvz porn wtf?
Person 2: It’s just your occasional Solar Flare rule 34 so get used to it. We’re all traumatised
by This-user-likes-pvz September 26, 2023
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Solar Flare

The act of cumming in a girl’s eyes to blind her as means to make a hasty escape from her bedroom. In reference to the move used by Krillin, Tien, Goku, etc. in Dragon Ball to blind opponents.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl I hooked with last night wanted me to stay over.
Guy 2: Oh shit man what happened?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Solar Flare and bounced out real quick.

Guy 2: Savage move man.
by CrankDatMihoyMinoy January 29, 2018
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