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The opposite of a hardon
It is something you get when you're turned off
Friend 1: Man, that chick back there was so hot, she gave me a hard on!
Friend 2: Which one? The only one I saw gave me a softy.
softy by jimothy5_6 June 25, 2020
A fragile and easily offended white male. Usually a follower of people such as Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, and Charlie Kirk.
Is afraid of women, rainbow flags, queer people and all minorities.
Prefers that women stay in the kitchen because they know what's best for them.
Probably voted for Trump and would again. Likely lives in Florida.
Also, cannot describe a clitoris let alone find it.
Oh look it's another Softy getting offended about a rainbow crosswalk.
That guy is such a Softy.
Softy by The Late Brew November 22, 2023

softy bang 

When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"

"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
softy bang by Jundo April 13, 2014

Softy Virgin

an inexperienced person who is not willing to try it
Yo Bob, how come you never want to drink; your such a softy virgin.
Softy Virgin by SEXY ______ December 31, 2006

softy spec 

A word or question specification meaning that it is random. Commonly used on internet forums to describe random threads.
Hubert: Hey Gertrude did you see that thread on that internet forum yesterday?
Gertrude: Yeah i was all like WTF? That was a softy spec thread for sure.
softy spec by Jeremy Watkins September 23, 2009

softy skills 

(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.
At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.