socrates

An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato

"I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."
-Socrates

by frsky July 29, 2007

socialeating

people gathering for a dinner in a cozy place, with the main purpose of having a good meal while socializing with each other, making new friends that share common interests and music taste

hey bro, socialeating tonight ?
yeah, going to that dinner at Paul's loft, gonna be fun, lots of interesting people

by valoskalos July 13, 2012

Socrates

Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.

Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"

Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?"

Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..."

by dauman January 7, 2010

Pink Socrates

Any individual who uses philosophical debate to persuade someone to sumbit to anal sex. The individual can then perform the "pink sock" manuver wherein the sides of the posterior are struck while something is inserted into the anus. This causes the anus to spasm and "attach" itself to the inserted item. The item is then rapidly removed from the anus causing the rectal lining to be pulled out with it. Hilarity ensues when the item is covered with a nice, new "pink sock".

Yo, man, Salty is the new Pink Socrates. That guy ass-banged two chicks last night and totally pink socked them. Jaime Smith and Darren's mom aren't going to be shitting right for weeks!

by The Original Slim Bavis October 27, 2004

socratez

uber great.

dude thats so socratez.

by guess... February 19, 2003

socratease

A girl who seductively leads others on with her body and her brain

Anna was a real socratease to almost everyone she met with her sexy shape and her witty ways

by von groovy April 6, 2019

Socrates

Everyone thinks Socrates is the one of the smartest men to ever have lived, a genius among mortal men, but really he’s just an immATURE OVERLY EMOTIONAL MANIPULATIVE PIECE OF SKATA

Girl (me): Socrates I never should’ve dated you!! You were a mistake!

by howstheweather18 September 27, 2019