Smitty

The most American title a Smith can be bestowed. This was created when a certain sect of the Smith family that formed in the early 1900s after an extremely American boy was born to an extremely American family. He had many children, the oldest of which passed on this nickname of Americanness and passed it down to his son, who had earned the title at only fourteen. Many claim this title, but there is only one Smitty family.

Andre: Wow, Smitty's so American. He does things normal people find fucked up and isn't afraid of admitting it.

by TheDanzanator March 27, 2010

Smitty

A smitty is a retarded male squirrel that enjoys beating its dick to pictures of pedophiles raping dogs

Man that smitty is really getting into it

by Nut_Buster April 13, 2017

smitty

a vagina

stop scratchin your smitty!

by lucasxsoccer101 April 23, 2009

Smitty

used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher

also someone who tries to masturbate in class

Bob: "Why were you jerking off in class?"

Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!"

Bob: "You're such a smitty!"

by ub3rpwn3d January 21, 2009

Smitty

Fucked upppppppp

Yo, lets get smitty and go skinny-dipping in the bathtub.

I'm pretty fucking smitty right now.

by Tooly McToolerson July 20, 2010

Smitty

Slang name for the 1st or 2nd mate on a pirate ship.

Arrr Smitty, bring da slaves to da deck before they walk the plank. ARRRRR! (Yo Ho, Yo Ho)

by Pirate1234 February 25, 2011

smitty

dirty slut
often associated with std's and sti's
a whore not worth being paid

that smitty topped off bob, rik & jerry on the same nyte

by GiGi Mink September 23, 2010