Smelt

"I hope they quit injecting, and start seeing".

- Not the best perspective, because everybody knows smelt is divine.

Oiya, smelt dunor grut tru. Eureka.

by Macaroni B. March 30, 2019

Smelt

When you lick a bitches ass and rub her clit at the same time, effectively melting her to grt to the gold.

“I went out with this Guatemalan dwarf the other night and I smelted her for 20 minutes.”

by Jazzy Monkey April 2, 2023

Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010

smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021

Smelt like smelt

Refers to the act of smelling a stinky ass crack that smells like a smelt fish.

Man....that bitches ass smelt like smelt!

by JoeyBomm January 2, 2021

Smelt chicken

A belligerent, self-important scumbag who is overcooked and underserved.

That woman Jessica Aguiar from Baldwin NY is a smelt chicken

by Secb April 3, 2023

Smelt chicken

A belligerent, nosy, self-worthless piece of overcooked meat.

That mind control chick is a real smelt chicken

by Secb April 3, 2023