Smeck

To be retarded; slow-witted

Bob sure is a dumb smeck, eh Tom?

by Black Angel September 22, 2003

Smeck

Godlike Gamer and all-round nice guy, currently seeking new ID :)

Damn, got owned by Smeck again :/

by Gandalf October 8, 2003

smeck

retarded nickname my sister gave herself when signing a christmas card.

"To mommy, love Smeck"

by Smeck's sister. December 30, 2003

Smeck

like a Speck but especially associated with mixing drinks

a glass of lemonade with a smeck of orange juice

by Kevin Jabz November 24, 2003

Smeck

Sit down when they sat smeck run

Sit down then run when they say smeck

by Somlen December 26, 2022

Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!

by can sir July 30, 2016

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

by Tbird December 14, 2008