smdlmb

abbreviation for "suck my dick, lick my balls". Nuff said!

That girl I was spittin game at wasn't havin' it so I told her to SMDLMB

by Movich September 23, 2009

SMDTICOYF

Suck my dick til I cum on your face

Please SMDTICOYF. What most guys want

by Boredfucker January 26, 2020

Smutmonkey

Noun.

1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings sh*t.

#1: Oh man, I couldn't stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.

#2: Yeah, she is such a filthy smutmonkey! I love it!

by Satouk November 30, 2009

smtm

an abbreviation for

sometime

him: we should go out smtm
2nd him: nah i dont like how dirty them shoes are
him (to himself): *damn it was silly of me to wear this out to the club, I should go shoe shopping smtm*

by down magic June 2, 2021

Smutmeg

A girl named Megan who collects smut.

My sister, Smutmeg, has a huge collection of smut.

by mregirl February 6, 2020

smtmntd

smtmntd is an acronym for suck my teenage mutant ninja turtle dick 🐢🦖🥜🍆

hey buddy you really thought you could out pizza the hut? smtmntd

by wheremyshrimpbutnotanazi February 14, 2020

SMDSMMFD

Short for, "Suck my dick suck my mother fucking dick."

Dude SMDSMMFD!

by Sid the Science Kid June 10, 2011