SMC

S.M.C stands for Salt Marsh Chain and or Salt Marsh Corporation. Members of the group are proficient in volleyball and swim, and are all around the most badass group in Carpinteria. TPL (a fellow carpinteria gang) are their greatest enemies, but fortunately for them TPL stands no chance against them.

Girl 1: Have you heard about those SMC niggas???

Girl 2: Yeah they slap! I'd fuck all of them!!

Girl 3: Count me in!!

TPL Member: yew yew, gang shit *bad at volleyball*

Girl 2: Ew a TPL member

by hillaryforprison69420911 April 02, 2019

SMC

home of the most beautiful, classiest and most fabulous bitches in the country.

SMC chick: OMG! That Notre Dame girl is fug!
Notre Dame girl: I wish I was a SMC chick :(

by dothehelenkeller December 15, 2008

smc

smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.

Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!

(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!

by Cryptic IV May 24, 2016

SMC

to make the most stupid, idiotic, worst decision making and sayings, and usually with no common sense.

Booked a trip to London to see a girl I'm in love with and been holding out for her, spent a lot of money, and got there and she just wants to be friends! just did a SMC.

by catchthenandkillthem March 24, 2010

SMC

Saint Mary's College - home of the classy and fabulous women aka SMC Chicks!

Notre Dame girls are often jealous of these beautiful SMC Chicks!

Notre Dame guy: Where do you live?
Notre Dame girl: I live in Pangborn, here at ND
ND Guy: Oh, that sucks :(
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Notre Dame guy: Where do you live?
SMC Chick: LeMans, I go to Saint Mary's!
ND Guy: Damn, that is HOT! ;)

by classyfabulousandbeautiful February 16, 2009

smc

Suck my cock. Used (mostly) by boys/men who like to piss other people off, or when they need to do something but don't want to or are too lazy to do it.

Me: Yo Ryan, buy me some snacks at the store.
Ryan: Suck my cock. (smc)

by meesiefeesie September 15, 2015

SMC

The prestigous Sunnymead Cup street hockey tournament.

We went 3-0 in the SMC yesterday

by TinosTheBoss June 20, 2010