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Smart? lol funny... probably one of the shittest cars i've ever seen. It was also the number one gay car :-/
cant show example as its more than 50 characters :-( just go on Google and type "Smart Car gay" or something like that (Y)
by manutdfan4life March 12, 2005
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a tiny eco-friendly car , usualy really cute.
Toni: Hey look at my smart car.
Kara: Hippie.
by karaaaaaaaaa December 12, 2009
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this car is a small vehicle wich no one wants to drive in also known as the dumb car since it was made only to fit 2 people, even though the car is going green its going rong for people
example:"hey bryan whats with the smart car"
"ohh i thought i would go green but i thought i could fit my hole family in the car when i bout it on the internet"

"way to go cow plower"
by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009
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A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".
I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.
by Spelaea February 6, 2012
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The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.
Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.
by TruckerBob May 28, 2014
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What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
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Smart Car Jamboree

A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy
Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.
by dddefinition September 23, 2014
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