The worded version of the popular emoticon, <3, which is in turn the emoticon symbol for Heart or Love
by smallerthanthree March 15, 2011

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.
john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

by studstallion May 1, 2020

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
smaller cap = less plastic
i am a banana
yeah aaaaaaaaahhhhh
warning a cap is a small part that poses a choking hazard particularly for children
yeah never say never
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
smaller cap = less plastic
i am a banana
yeah aaaaaaaaahhhhh
warning a cap is a small part that poses a choking hazard particularly for children
yeah never say never
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) August 25, 2025

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are
Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.
Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.
Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe
Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.
Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe
by Del0920 August 12, 2021
