Smallenfreuden

Where Visa takes joy from seeing small businesses suffer from cashing in on the high credit card transaction fees compared to using debit. Eerily similar to the German word Schadenfreude, which is to is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

I'm going to smallenfreuden that business so hard.

by AverageJoe79 June 21, 2013

smarley

A smart and often pithy nugget of wisdom, e.g., "it's better ta burp n' taste it, than fart n' waste it!"

You think yer all fancy dancy with yer big ol' werds an' 'em smarley sayins! But y' ain' got na seven kids n' my sweet ass '88 Ford Bronco! Or a mullet that's got it's own mullet! Get outta 'ere, y' fuckin' city boy faggot! Go drink yer capachinos or whatever a' hell you n' yer faggot friends drink! Learnin's queer.

by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013

smacked ass

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.

act right, you smacked ass.

by Karolyn C July 21, 2005

Smacker of toast

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.

Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

by Beththefirst August 9, 2008

smackeroonies

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?

I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass

by schism-gism November 6, 2008

Cunt Smacker

Someone who is rough during sexual intercourse.
Someone who enjoys slapping cunt.

Your dad is a cunt smacker.

I like being a cunt smacker.

Your a cunt smacker, were over.

by Brooke And Jami January 17, 2009

McElroy Sacleroy

The process of a male chopping off his testicles, shaves off his pubes, then cums on his victims fourhead, and sticks his pubes and balls to their head.

Man I got McElroy Sacleroy last night
Shit

by Slappity Slap March 8, 2017