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tim tam slam

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.
by Legooolas June 5, 2005
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Slam Pig Cuck Porn

Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.
Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!

Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022
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slam jam

a party, or large gathering with people who like to take jam jars, and slam them on random objects joring this occasion.
person 1: hey what did you do last night, you look tired
person 2:I was at a slam jam all night last night I had no time for sleep.
by bwiflnksd November 25, 2016
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Slam Slut

Female who is such a slut that everyone has slammed that slut
"Yo dude stay away from that chic shes a slam slut!"
by 55555TammaraElizabeth55555 March 31, 2017
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Can Slam

When feces are inserted or "slammed" into a toilet or "can" messily and at an alarming rate.
1) This TacoBell is going to make for some nasty can slam later on.
2) Sorry I was late, I was can slamming
3) I didn't want to use their toilet because it was dirty and full of old can slam.
by NatJB April 15, 2015
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Slam Metal

slam met-l
Perhaps the most brutal form of music to ever exist in this universe, slam metal will violently and repeatedly rape your eardrums with heavy guitars, un-discernible brutal vocals, and hard hitting dual bass drum blast beats. It's not for everyone.

Famous quotes: "Behead those who insult slam"
Also known as:
Slamming brutal death metal, brutal slamming death metal, and slam death metal
"Damn this slam metal band is fucking brutal, Tom"
"Bob, slam is fucking horrible"
"Tom, you're just a pussy"
*Beheads Tom*
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Slamfaced

The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
by Morgnt February 4, 2013
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