shreking

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek

Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!

by jelkss January 16, 2009

Shreked

When someone destryos something due to their clumsyness or the size of their bodies.

Jeff tripped on the carpet and Shreked the entire living room.

by Cl8ts October 9, 2008

Shreked

to get jacked up or badly damaged

I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.

by CactusKid August 5, 2014

Shreking

The act of replacing the background image on a friend/family member/co-worker/enemy's desktop with that of a small, tiled image of the main character of Universal and Dreamworks' Shrek movie series.

its a funny prank.

Bonus Points if you are able to change the screen saver to a slide show of shrek.
Additional Points if you can make every icon on the desktop a small shrek head.

Example 1-
man: Guess who just got a healthy dose of Shreking.

man B: Was it pete?

man: YOU KNOW IT

Example 2-
man: so i was just hanging out at pete's house. he showed me his new computer.

man B: did you shrek him?

man: big time

man B: sweet dude, lets watch iRobot, starring Will Smith.

by thesquidasaur August 1, 2010

Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 8, 2017

shreking

When two guys each stick their dick in a girls ear simultaneously. Can be used as a joke, used as ear sex, or used as a finale.

Hey man, you remember that hot chick at the party last night? Well John and I ended up shreking her afterward.

by BBreezy716 September 12, 2014

Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.

Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.

by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018