When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas
by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009
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peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
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