Texas Baby Shower

When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas

me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night

by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009

baby shower

when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food

peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then

by c0mosellama February 21, 2021

Philadelphia baby shower

The sexual act of shitting,ejaculating and vomiting on a partners chest then smearing it on your face like a baby

I just gave my girl a Philadelphia baby shower the other night

by Short dick spit clit February 8, 2018

baby shower

A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.

As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.

by Straight Dude June 27, 2006

baby shower

(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.

"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*

by theneverbird July 12, 2012

baby shower

The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.

Since my wife is pregnant, I give her baby showers all the time.

by Ben Ille December 9, 2011

Baby Shower

When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.

Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!

by Rooster2188 November 5, 2009