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Shitballs 

A verb, meaning to go crazy or to lose the shit off of your balls.
Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.
Kate: Wanna have sex?
Bubba: SURE!

Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.

"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"
Shitballs by GottaLoveCorn August 23, 2012

Shitballs 

Little clumps of shit that get stuck in your asshole and they are very annoying.
Damn, These shitballs are bothering me.
Shitballs by Ethan Deitrich October 12, 2003

Shitballs 

When you have nothing else to say and that's the first thing to come out of your mouth.

When you do something really stupid and that's what your anger makes you say very loudly.
You - *knocks over soda*

"Shitballs!!!!"
Shitballs by JRhinae August 16, 2016

shitballs 

brown nipples on an hispanic/african woman...typically referred to as shitballs, or a white woman who sunbathes naked and burns her nipples to a crisp brown, hence the name shitballs
My girlfriend has shitballs the size of whoppers!
shitballs by Don Vito B. July 28, 2006

shitballs 

Shitballs is a word for an attention whoring idiot. It will constantly do its best to prove its gender on the internet, without actually providing proof. A shitballs is very likely to be found in chatrooms, linking her facebook pictures, and poorly attempting to troll users of actual worth.
"Shitballs laughed and posted her kawaii cat picture to the chatroom. Ah! My cleavage is showing! Don't hit on me, silly boys!"

"You want me to show you tits?! I can't do that, I must stay a perfectly pure virgin forever! ..... add my skype teehee!"

"Ugh, that bitch is totally shitballing. She should man up and post tits if that's the only use she has."
shitballs by Babbytube August 23, 2012

Shitballs 

small dangle-berry like artifices protruding from the hair follicles of the external anal sphincter
Before beginning the prostate examination, Dr Lin proceeded to clear teh shitballs from David's anus.
Shitballs by max lin November 7, 2003