shipwreck

1. when a person tries to go on you or jone you and it's not a good one so then you say "SHIPWRECK"

2. a good jone

EX. 1. someone says a jone

Boy: haha you just got fried like fried chicken
*awkward silence*

Boy 2: SHIPWRECK

EX.2.

Boy: i cant believe that she joned me

Boy 2: aw no! she shipwrecked you!

Boy: yeah man.

Boy 2: How Bad?

Boy: like titanic.

by raygreenlove January 19, 2012

Shipwreck

A woman that looks good from the neck down, but could sink a ship from the neck up.

That woman has a nice body from the back, but when she turned around.....BANG! Shipwreck!

by CAdams March 8, 2005

Shipwreck

a huge amount of semen all over the other person.

"Dude, I totally shipwrecked that bitches face!"

by Andrew Font. June 19, 2008

Shipwreck

A turd that is so large that part of it is exposed out of the water

After eating the porterhouse, I had a shipwreck turd

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

shipwreck

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman.

She was way too small. When I got her bra off and went in, I shipwrecked.

by aydiosmio_ May 30, 2015

shipwreck

Be siting next to someone in school, and as your friend walks by the victim yell SHIPWRECK! Then you and your friend knock over his desk on to him so it pushes him down and squishes him. Then when the teacher sees or hears it, make it look like it was the victims fault fault.

Me- SHIPWRECK! *lifts desk*
Friend- rawr! *pushes victims desk on to him*
*crash*
Victim- Aagh! What the fuck!?
Teacher-Did you just say the F-word?
Victim- What? No! Well yes but-
Teacher- Go to the office right now!
*Victim leaves*
Me and my Friend- lol

by Blunderbuss666 June 3, 2009

shipwreck

A broken heart.

Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019