Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Seasoning American

A term used to describe those of urban ancestry who do not believe that using fresh vegetables or herbs in cooked dishes constitutes seasoning. If there are not enough powdered dried herbs to make the dish have a grainy consistency, then it would be considered "unseasoned", despite the fresh vegetables and herbs often being the same herbs that the group of people would use in powdered form. Often used in conjunction with unwashed chicken, a practice involving lathering a raw chicken in dish soap.

Synonymous with Basketball Americans and Urban Youth.

Shaqueesha: Why you wypipo never seasun yo chicken? And why you ain't warshing it?
Marie: It has fresh garlic, onions, and bell peppers in the pan with it..
Shaqueesha: Shiieeet, that ain't no seasuning!

Marie: Fucking Seasoning Americans..

by Delusion Enjoyer March 31, 2023

marijuana seasoning

Marijuana seasoning

Can I please have some marijuana seasoning... meaning tobacco on my cone.

by Mungalup mafia July 31, 2019

Serotonin

A neurotransmitter believed to regulate mood. SSRI's inhibit the reuptake of serotonin in the brain (leading there to be more serotonin left as a result), hopefully improving the mood.

Personally, a good blast on the Codeine cheers me up more than any SSRI.
Perhaps it's my endorphine system rather than my serotoninergic system that is fucked.

A lack of Serotonin is believed to be a cause of depression. It also controls appetite, among other things.

Antidepressants often (through various mechanisms) increase the amount of serotonin in the brain.

MDMA (Ecstacy) causes a massive (cascading) release of serotonin in the brain - responsible for both it's euphoric effects, and the depressive aftereffects (less serotonin remains in the brain, until generated again)

by heterocodeine December 20, 2008

serotonin sucker

Someone who is so miserable they bring you down and sap your happiness.

Everytime I'm with that serotonin sucker brother of mine, I feel gloomy.

by Jonfurstn November 25, 2009

seasoning police

A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.

If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?

by wypipofood March 22, 2023

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015