selphone

That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.

Where's my selphone? I need to take a selfie next to my passing grandma!

by KenM April 29, 2016

selphie

1. Cute, excitable little female Final Fantasy VIII character.
2. Any girl who is cute, excitable, hyper, has funky (in a good way) hair (or at least 2 of the 4).
3. One who says booyaka constantly.

1. <Eddie> I heart Selphie. She is my fave FF char ever.
<me> Squall is hot.
2. <Eddie> Where the heck is that teenie bopper girl going? Who did her hair, the toaster?
<me> What a Selphie. Pity she's not cuter.
3. <me> (in triumph) BOOYAKA!
<Eddie> Quit celebrating, Selphie. Time for round two!

by Sim-1 July 29, 2008

Selphy

A great german twitch streamer and voice actress. She is everyone's goddess and has a soothing voice.

My queen Selphy went online on Twitch.
I think I have to Tier-3-Sub to Selphy on Twitch.

You are simping so hard for Selphy.

by selphysimp February 18, 2021

selphie

1) Short, hyper, nunchaku-wielding Final Fantasy VIII character. Who likes trains.

2) Me.

1) My favorite character is Selphie!

2) I *am* Selphie. I like trains!

by Kei October 17, 2003

Selpy

Noun.

1. Short for Selpyacoap
2. Selpyacoap is a jumble of the word "Apocalypse"
3. The *sexy* Gta-SanAndreas.com moderator.
4. Self-obssessed.
5. Flism's stalker.
6. Astentia's leather-daddy.
7. Fucking awesome.
8. QDeathstar's archnemises.

Selpy helps keep the asylum clean.

by Selpy November 15, 2004

selpt

When you're so drunk you miss the bed and sleep on the floor.

"Man I was so wasted I selpt all last night."

by Kieran M December 6, 2006

selperiffic

Something so good it can't be explained by any other words

This pie is ..... selperiffic!

by Parrapa November 30, 2006