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She sells sea shells on a sea shore

Luigi's rap.

Stolen from Waluigi.
She sells sea shells on a sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand

You must create a sense of scarcity shells will sell much better if people think theyre rare you see
Bare with me take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island stock pile em high until theyre rarer than a diamond

You gotta make the people think that they want m
Really want m, really fuckin want m
Hit m like Bronson
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If you haven’t got a shell then youre just a fucking waste man

its monopoly, invest inside some property start a corporation make a logo do it properly
Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy swallow all your morals theyre a poor mans quality
Expand expand expand clear forest make land fresh blood on hand
Why just shells why limit yourself She sells sea shells sell oil as well

Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds sell rocks sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Press on the gas take your foot off the brakes - run to be the president of the United States
Big smile mate, big wave that's great, now the truth is overrated tell lies out the gate
Polarise the people, controversy is the game, it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

The world is yours step out on a stage to a round of applause youre a liar a cheat a devil a whore
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore
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peace sells

an awesome megadeth song, written by dave mustaine. the song is about how metalheads are sterotyped as satanists who dont work and are disrespectful, when they really arent. dave came up with the song when he was reading a readers digest article.(see how metalheads really are)
what do you mean i dont pay my bills? got nuthin better to do?

peace sells, but who's buyin
by poomaster12345 October 5, 2008
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Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

Your dad sells cosmetics
Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy
by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018
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Sex Sells

1. A GREAT song by Love joy

2. A person who only sees someone(through cheating purposes) for the sex(which is explained in the lyrics of “Sex Sells” by LoveJoy).
1. Oh have you heard that one song by LoveJoy?
Sex Sells?
Yeah.
Oh yeah it’s awesome man.

2. Oh did you know that Sarah Sex Sells.
Really?
Yeah she is a real bitch
by ZoeInnit August 23, 2021
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subway now sells cake

A girl that has there ass hanging out while takeing a pic in a subway bathroom
Did you here subway now sells cake
by Subway sells cake February 17, 2018
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Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.
Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended
by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018
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ur da sells avon

a Scottish word used by cunts who can't think of good comeback, AKA everyone called Euan/Ewan
Jamie: lol you're gay Euan/Ewan: Yea well your da sells avon
by Scottish guy lol July 12, 2017
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