schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.

Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.

by shitzinhand September 3, 2013

Gustav Schafer

Drummer of the famous german rock band Tokio Hotel.
He is a very quiet person. And is also a secret ninja.

Gustav Schafer is an awesome drummer

by xxmusicfreakxxx May 18, 2010

Jon Schaffer

Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.

Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.

by Mike L. Richard February 9, 2008

schafeservation

random interjection in a conversation that's sole purpose is to state something obvious or ask an obvious question.

While watching the news with a group of friends someone asks: "Andrea, did you hear about what happened at Virginia Tech?! It was awful!" Then Andrea replies: "Why YES! Thanks for that schafeservation..."

by Michael Schaffer May 31, 2007

anal schaf

the process of inserting a small bottle up one's own anus or anal canal.
Plural-anal schaffing- the process of insurting multiple items up one's anal passage

im up for sum anal schaffing are you?

What's the deepest anal schaffing you've ever acheived?

by Magsta----> January 16, 2007

gustav schäfer

the drummer for the band Tokio Hotel. poor guy doesn't seem to say much or ever get much publicity

person one" oh my gosh! i love t.h especially bill..and tom...o and of course georg!
person 2: ya but my fav is gustav schäfer
person one: who?

by XXheartsXX April 26, 2008

schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

by BigWill88 December 13, 2012