Schafe

The man. The undisputed king of everything in existence.

Hail Schafe!

by Roberto Schaffeur October 19, 2008

schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.

Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.

by shitzinhand September 03, 2013

Schafe

Used to describe someone who feels calm around a group of friends; differs from 'safe' in the context where it is used to implement further security.

"Ellie I feel so schafe when you're around"

by Mystical Schafe September 17, 2018