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scrotumnal equinox

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.
Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!
by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020
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Scrotum cozies

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
by El domarino July 4, 2014
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Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013
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scrotum licker

A sycophant, or person who enjoys ass kissing, to achieve social gain
Drake is a scrotum licker to Lil Wayne
by cjaywill August 13, 2011
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scrotumed

Getting hit so hard in the nut sack that you don't have the words to describe the pain.
We knew Carl had been scrotumed when he doubled over and could not draw a breath to tell us where it hurt.
by Bob Velvetta June 1, 2017
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Speedy Scrotum

A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.
Robert saw a pretty girl at the cafe and came all over himself. Robert has a speedy scrotum.
by LaZingara September 28, 2017
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Scrotum Lobe

The enlarged, sagging earlobe of an elderly person. Particularly if it has a pronounced crease down the center, making it look like a scrotum (Ball sack).
"Hey! Look! That man has a scrotum lobe!"
by RandomPrecision07 April 15, 2008
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