The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.
Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!
Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!
Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!
by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020
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Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
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A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013
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Get the scrotum licker mug.We knew Carl had been scrotumed when he doubled over and could not draw a breath to tell us where it hurt.
by Bob Velvetta June 1, 2017
Get the scrotumed mug.A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.
by LaZingara September 28, 2017
Get the Speedy Scrotum mug.The enlarged, sagging earlobe of an elderly person. Particularly if it has a pronounced crease down the center, making it look like a scrotum (Ball sack).
by RandomPrecision07 April 15, 2008
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