sleep golfer

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

Fake sleep

During an acid trip, pretending to sleep.

Turn girlfriend's furniture upside down, when she comes back fake sleep.

by Thomas Toby May 11, 2013

sleeper hit

Generally any type of media that is marketed as under the radar, yet is of quality to have been a top tier marketing tool.

"That game is definately a sleeper hit, easily worth my twenty dollars!"

by Senior Twinkles May 28, 2006

sleep like a log

This is another way of saying you slept really well. People feel like they had good sleep when they obtain deep sleep. Deep Sleep is one of the 4 sleep cycles and some think it is one of the most important. Since logs do not move by themselves once placed on the ground, to sleep like a log is sleeping so good that you do not move.

A similar saying to "sleep like a log" is "slept like a baby". Both are ways of saying you slept undisturbed throughout the night.

The opposite is when someone says they tossed and turned all night. This is not sleeping like a log. You are moving all over the place which means you are not getting quality sleep. It is likely you are getting light sleep vs deep sleep. This is when people wake up still feeling tired.

Oh, you can't sleep? Take some melatonin and you will sleep like a log.
or
Dang, I can't believe it is morning already. I sleeping like a log last night.

by Dilemmas.co February 8, 2021

deep sleep

Stage 3 in the sleep cycle is the deep sleep stage. This is the stage of sleep that puts your body in recovery mode, This is where your mind and body slow down, blood pressure is reduced, heart rate goes down, and you are completely calm and relaxed. Overall brain activity slows down in this stage.

When people are speed time in this stage of this, they wake up feeling refreshed. Other ways to describe deep sleep are below:
sleep like a log
slept like a baby

The opposite of deep sleep is light sleep. This is when you toss and turn all night and wake up tired even if you slept for over 7 hours.

My sleep tracker says I had over 2 hours of deep sleep last night. Amazing!

or

I need to read up on ways to get more rest vs sleep so that I can spend more time in deep sleep.

by Dilemmas.co February 8, 2021

sleep

Something underestimated until you don't get enough of it.

I didn't get enough sleep last night. I feel like shit.

by MrWard October 20, 2009

I need to sleep

So do I. It’s 3 am and I’m writing this. You must be too as your searching this up. Welp thanks for searching this and good night xD

It’s late and now your getting tired. You and I need to sleep

by My Pseudnym June 10, 2018