Sciencemas

A day that occurs every year on December 25th. A day when all the good little atheist boys and girls get compressed carbon from Darwin Claus.

Bill: hey mom! It’s sciencemas! Come see what Darwin got us this year!

by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021

I fucking love science

1. A Facebook group created for people who like the idea of being a scientist, but would prefer not to put in the work to actually become one.

2. An exclamation used by people on the aforementioned Facebook group, usually in reference to something that is only tangentially related to science.

Have you seen the new episode of The Big Bang Theory? I fucking love science!

by ThinEnemy December 30, 2013

Aperture Science

A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.

Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can.

by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009

ghetto scientist

Someone from the hood who figures out a new scam.

That grifter is a real ghetto scientist!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

Science H. Logic

According to South Park, this would be a popular exclamation if eveyone in the world was an Atheist.
An obvious parody on "Jesus H. Christ."

Science H. Logic! He ate my cat!

by Ian the Almighty December 21, 2006

sam the science man

that kid that's hot and funny and smart, yeah that's sam.

person 1: remember Sam the science man?
person 2: yeah the hot one with all the chicks, he ditched me because I'm not popular
person 1: what a bitch

by mansfield ma December 24, 2018

Scientology

The one "religion" that Atheists and Christians can look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."

Christian: God is to real!
Atheist: The bible is a book a fairytails!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Christian & Atheist: Thats a lode of bullshit!

by JerZeyCJ March 7, 2010