Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.

Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

by NobodyWillEverReadThis69 May 15, 2021

schwing pop

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

by kelamist May 27, 2018

Schwing and a miss

When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"

Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*

Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.

Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*

Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.

by AJ2478 June 3, 2016

schweinski

The coupling of German footballers Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinstiger. The two are close friends and work together well on the pitch.

"Schweinski is love."

by 16lahm21 July 23, 2006

Schweinstyle

V. -To completely outclass in the sport of football, esp. if you are Bastian Schweinsteiger of Germany. Most commonly seen in memes.

U MAD CUZ I'M SCHWEINSTYLIN' ON YOU?

Messi can't even begin to Schweinstyle like the best of the Germans, that's why he lost 4-0.

by colombiadan93 September 20, 2010

schwing vote

A change in vote based on the attractiveness of the female candidate.

Dude, I thought about voting for Obama, but did you see that VP debate? Palin has got my schwing vote locked up, I could definitely stare at her for the next 4 years.

by Ockman January 18, 2009

schwind

Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night

I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.

by Bloomsday February 5, 2010