Scalp

When you scalp a hoe, you leave them silent and they're probably going to shake their Semmel ;)

March 12th, the day Tugce scalped tf out of vicky and made her cry. But it wasn't that evil because whales need salty tears, water, to survive :)

by Milgus March 12, 2018

Scalp

scalp : (noun) the number of ladies you’ve managed to fuck over your lifetime or in a given period.

to scalp : (Verb) to fuck, to successfully get laid hence getting the scalp of the woman you’ve been after.

A: hey mate, did you end up screwing that Fiona at the party?
B: are you fucking kidding mate?! I scalped the living shit out of her!

by Quaglia August 30, 2018

Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.

Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.

by millzio January 1, 2023

scalp

(of a person) lacking hair, bald

Wanna watch some Dr. Phil?
Hell naw, I'm not tryna watch that scalp-ass nigga

by treecoffee September 9, 2023

Scalp

noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted

verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft

eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)

by Quincy123 November 18, 2024

Scalp juice

The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.

I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.

by Your3mamas November 6, 2015

Scalp Rub

An exquisite head massage that feels so good because of all the nerve endings being rubbed on.

My hot hair stylist gives me the world's greatest scalp rub. Her rub leaves me all tingly and euphoric.

by Big Blue Boy January 12, 2011