satellite

The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.

My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.

I'm so satellite I could eat a star.

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Satellite

Dude 1: "Dude, i just won the lottery! I can finally quit my job!"
Dude 2: "Dude, that's so satellite!"

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Someone who can't keep secrets to themselves. If they hear information they will relay it off to their friends/group.

She’s such a satellite, she speaks to everyone and then they find out.

Satellite by Dylwheat July 13, 2020

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When having a conversation one of the people has a delayed reaction. Someone who is always behind everyone else, kind of slow.

Bob:"Do you want to go to the mall?"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"

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a mean to have FREE TV!

why pay for tv I have "SATELITTE"

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1.A breakoff from a group, either physically or socially.

2.An area chosen for this purpose.

"WTF are they doing in the satellite?"

satellite by Flix April 9, 2006

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the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

SATELLITE by Wasauce July 4, 2025

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