Sand papering

to dry-hump a broad who doesn't want anything to do with you.

"you should have seen this broad I sand papered on the weekend."

by Glovemonkey June 6, 2003

Sand pamper

The gathering of sand in the lining of your bathing suit, causing the appearance of a full diaper

I always have a sand pamper when I wear my high waisted bathing suit to the beach.

by Karie marie July 6, 2018

sand papering

when your at the beach with a female and you drop your hand in the sand before you stick it in her.. then as you fuck she feels like there's sand paper in her vaj-j..

i was sand papering your sister last night and left her there in pain..

by pirate bob March 15, 2008

Sandpaper Grandma

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

sandpaper glove

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.

by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

by Adam Owada May 7, 2008

Sandpaper

When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses

Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?”
Girl 2: “Oh my god, he’s such a sandpaper.”
Girl 1: “Yikes sis. He was that dry?”

by umyikes June 9, 2019