safety
A chick who you keep around because she's always down to bang. She is usually called upon when you have failed with every chick at the bar and are too wasted to put together a coherent sentence, or when you have hit a dry spell. Rarely does one hang out with or talk to a safety sober.
Guy 1: Dude, it's 4am, and every chick has turned us down at least twice. Also, I'm pretty sure those last 6 shots of tequila were a mistake
Guy 2: Let's take 5 more shots
Guy 1: No doubt! Lemme just text my safety that I'm coming over, cause I really need to put my penis inside something.
Guy 2: word, me too.
Guy 2: Let's take 5 more shots
Guy 1: No doubt! Lemme just text my safety that I'm coming over, cause I really need to put my penis inside something.
Guy 2: word, me too.
Safety
Safety by J. B. Polpolvik December 28, 2005
Safety
1. A friend who goes on a first date with you, in case it goes bad.
2. Can be known as the 'safety' phone call when u get an 'unexpected phone call' on a bad date.
3. Also, someone used to cover up where they've been or where they are going.
2. Can be known as the 'safety' phone call when u get an 'unexpected phone call' on a bad date.
3. Also, someone used to cover up where they've been or where they are going.
1. "Hey, i'm going on this date wit guy I met the other day. Will you go with me to be my safety?"
"Again?"
"Please? What if the guy is a weirdo!!"
"Ok, fine."
2."Hey, I'm going on a date with Tom from next door. Give me s safety call around, 8:30"
3. "So what did you tell Andrew you were doing tonight?"
"Oh, I told him I was hanging out with you tonight, going shopping or whatever"
"Why do you always gotta use me for shit like that? You know, you're gonna get caught one day!!!"
"Nah, it's ok- you're my safety. He won't think a thing!"
"Again?"
"Please? What if the guy is a weirdo!!"
"Ok, fine."
2."Hey, I'm going on a date with Tom from next door. Give me s safety call around, 8:30"
3. "So what did you tell Andrew you were doing tonight?"
"Oh, I told him I was hanging out with you tonight, going shopping or whatever"
"Why do you always gotta use me for shit like that? You know, you're gonna get caught one day!!!"
"Nah, it's ok- you're my safety. He won't think a thing!"
safety
Irie. Herb. Marijuana. All of the above. Smoking ganja, one is "safe". Ganja is "safety" as is the process of smoking it. West Coast. oregon
safety by safetreedepositdrop June 24, 2006
Safety
Safety last!