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K.I.S.S.

Dude, your project is too complicated. Gotta K.I.S.S.
by Not /Available December 28, 2008
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S.W.I.S.S.

Salesmen's motivational acronym for "Sell What's In Stock, Stupid".
Boards bearing the logo S.W.I.S.S. can be found in the back rooms of Verizon stores across the U.S.A.
by Michael Zeleny January 26, 2008
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I.S.S.

A forum where the populace consists of 10-13 year olds. The website is basically a reject version of Niketalk. Users often debate on why their voice are changing, why little coils of hair are growing in private places, acne medication, a detailed step-to-step guide on how to kiss, the "birds and the bees" talk, official what elementary school do you go to post, how to convince parents to buy $300 pair of shoes, and etc.

Here is a compilation of the "characters" on I.S.S.:
1. LatinFusion aka Bobblehead, No Neck, or Emo Spic
2. Shortyrockjayz aka Never Walked , Snorlaxrockjayz, Smelly Fat Pussy, or All My Jordans Never Crease Cuz My Feet Provides The Stuffing (Basically she is fat as shit.)
3. b ! o h a z R D aka AzN fAgGoT.
4. That Spanish girl who wears her glasses to the tip of her nose (Poser)
5. Too many Asian "gangsters" to note. (irocknikes)
6. iCEDOUTNiKZ aka Proactiv/Slim Fast model.

Some popular quotes frequently used on the forum:

1. "THOSE ARE SOME HOT FLINT XIIIS!"
2. "DAMN NICE OUTFITZ! WHERE CAN I COP THE WHOLE THING?"
3. *female posts an image of what she's wearing but the head is not present* "OMFG UR SO FUKIN HOT!"
4. "YEAH I'LL FUCK YOU UP! COME MEET ME AT X TOMORROW" - Scrawny 12 year old.
I use my mommy's grocery money to buy my Jordans. (I.S.S.)
by Nelson C January 2, 2006
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S.I.S

S.I.S is an acronym for Special Investigation Section.

It is an Los Angeles Police Department's elite tactical detective squad with a straightforward mandate: Track down the City’s most dangerous offenders and take them off the street. S.I.S. are possibly the hardest-working, most dedicated men and women Detectives to wear a badge.
Alonzo: Hey, Mark, where are you transferring to?
Mark: S.I.S.
Alonzo: Yeah, S.I.S. Detective.
(from 'Training Day')
by KainJynez June 22, 2009
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s.i.s

Means to "sit in silence" insetad of lol. Usually used if somebody sais something retarded online, its a good way to be honest. Lets face it very few actually laugh at stuff online.
xXihateyouxX: i was like "duhhhhhhh" haha
ay u guys 2003: s.i.s
by mat a April 24, 2005
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A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.
Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.
by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020
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s.i.s

suprisingly improved sequel
a movie is an s.i.s if

a) the original was brilliant,yet the sequel was better
b) the original was average and no one expected an improvment
c) the original was pure garbage and no one wanted a sequel. a monkey could make a better sequel but this sequel was actually really good
aliens and terminator 2 are s.i.s type a imo

mad max 2 is awesome, it is an s.i.s type b because the first one was quite boring

mate, the star wars prequels were such utter shyte, im glad revenge of the sith was better, it was a type c s.i.s
by evan4401 October 2, 2010
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