S.I.M.P

S-Super
I-Into
M-Male
P-Pornstars

dude stop it get sum help your such a S.I.M.P

by StoopidNurd March 17, 2022

S.I.M.P

An acronym for the song "Squirel in my pants" from the famous children's show "Phineas and Ferb".

Friend:Did you hear the new song S.I.M.P

by BateMilko April 17, 2020

S.I.M.P

When you got Squirrels In Your Pants.

“What’s up with Candace?”

“She’s got SIMP”

“Who is Candace simping on?”

“No I mean she’s got S.I.M.P”

“Ahhh, makes more sense.”

by Bajibbles January 15, 2021

s.i.m.p.

SQUIRRELS. IN. MY. PANTS.

s.i.m.p. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by lilglib August 19, 2020

S.I.M.P

Hugh

Bro Hugh do be a S.I.M.P liking tweets about relationships

by _P31 March 15, 2020

S.I.M.P

1. Someone who has squirrels in their pants
2. A shorter way to say “slave(s) in my plantation” commonly used by racist white people

1. I think there’s S.I.M.P please help

2. I got a lot of Simp

by Melonesdiscordkitten January 8, 2022

S.I.M.P

Squirrels In My Pants. From an Episode of Phineas and Ferb where Candance gets a squirrel in here pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S.I.M.P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by abdnejdjekk February 18, 2020