S.A.M.

a socially awkward man

Look over there Vic, its a S.A.M.

S.A.M. by blanketj February 11, 2012

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S.A.M.

S.A.M. or, simply, sam, is the abbreviated form of Swalpa Adjust Madi. The language is Kannada, and the direct translation would be "adjust a little bit" but the essense of the phrase is soooo much more! See examples for a feel of the truth...

Patron: Hey! we have 9 tickets but there are only 8 seats here!
Usher: Hehe...er...sorry boss, swalpa adjust madi please...

Immigration Officer: Ahem...sir, you have 10 travellers in your group but only 9 passports. I'm afraid this is a problem.
Traveller: Hehe...er... my father is very old, please, somehow just adjust and go...

Man outside restroom: Hold on one second man, I need to SAM a little bit here (as he pushes his penis back into a central - or otherwise more comfortable - position)

S.A.M. by el indio January 11, 2005

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A S.A.M. or Smart Ass Masochist

Refers to someone who is a bratty masochist an example would be the masochist talking back when given an order (usually involving BDSM) or being snarky towards the Sadist

S.A.M.'s will do this if their partner is turned on by it
To receive attention

Or to be inflicted with pain and/or pleasure

Alleah knew as she finished tying the rope around Eric's ankles that he would complain heavily about the tightness; purposefully going against her orders of silence. He was such a S.A.M. but she enjoyed it.

S.A.M. by Abraham-lincoln- October 12, 2014