runch

The flap of skin that hangs between a mans sphincter and scrotum; a worthless human being.

Chundle my runch bitch!

by craig von jackson September 18, 2006

runch

1. It is a mix between rice and lunch.
2. It also could mean that someone just did something messed up.

Definition 1
"Yo i had runch today."

Definition 2
Matt: "yo i waffled a guys computer"
Mike: "yo that is so runch"

by Koondog February 9, 2009

Runched

When you feel like you need to take a piss but can’t and get really frustrated.

Dude, I was runched last night. It was terrible.

by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020

Runched

the texture of fabric when you got a mad wedgie in your bathing suit

Your bathing suit looks really runched sis

by scuzzy vic May 26, 2018

runch

ridiculously strong rum punch

"dude did you try the runch at the party last night?"

by F26990 January 1, 2012

Canadian Runch

its when one girl lays on the snow wearing only a santa costume, and the guy in the middle f's her while wearing an elf costume and the girl on top rides on top of them on the guys back wearing a cowboy costume yelling "YEEEEHAAAA"

Dan: Did you hear what Brooke and krista did?
Brodi: Yeah, those girls totally gave that guy a canadian runch
Dan: Wtf were they doing out of the kitchen?

by Dansilver72 May 5, 2010

runched in the ass

Runched in the ass (verb)

1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.

2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.

See runch

1. "He pretended he'd gone afk, I never saw his army coming, I was totally runched in the ass"

2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"

by Whitestripes DX December 6, 2004