Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

Rumscheidt

A Rumscheidt is someone who can hack and wireless device and be extremely pasty at the same time. They like to hit innocent little girls in the head as they walk by with no reason, and don't even say sorry. A Rumscheidt is definitely a cool person though. And they better be thankful I made this for them because they wanted it so badly.

Ex. 1
Did you see that Rumscheidt over there? He totally just blinded me with his whiteness!

Ex. 2
Those Rumscheidts sure know how to get with them apples!

Ex. 3
Owww Christian Rumscheidt did hit me in the head for no reason at all! He's soooo lame!

by Christian's friend, I think :) August 7, 2011

rustacles

The state of being after you have blue balls for a long period of time and never "bust a nut"

Logan: Sally gave me such bad rustacles after jerking me off and leaving before I could finish

by LL_ERA April 3, 2015

ronstache

n: a most glorious mustache, which commands fear and respect from all those who are fortunate enough to witness it.

1. Ron has the most beautiful ronstache imaginable.

2. Brad does not have a ronstache.

by ToeKnail (beloved follower of Ron) April 1, 2003

Rushstache

A mustache grown specifically for the viewing pleasure of the Canadian fast paced classic rock band RUSH.

Dude what's with the derty stache?
Man, I'm growing a Rushstache, the Rush concert's in two days!

by NeilPeartInsideMe July 18, 2010

runtache

can be generalised to describe all types of weed in physical form.can be abrieved to runt or lenthened to runtachen,tho it is often specificaly refered to as a runt in spliff format. see also recting and raising

yo brother,pass me the runtachen.i need to rect pronto....its time to rais a runt

by daVilse April 27, 2004

cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

by Knifo August 25, 2011