Rumpo

Another term for having sex/intercourse.

CR: "Mmm, I'm in the mood for some good old rumpo with Barry tonight"!

Mum: "Mmm, i wouldn;t mind some rumpo with Hercules myself haha"

CR: "Ewww thats gross mum!"

by Crickle November 30, 2006

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008

rumpo

Derived from the van in the GTA game series

Verb: to go beyond being the worst at something
Adjective: worthless
Noun: someone who sucks at everything

Well Brandon maybe if you didn't rumpo at playing this game maybe you would win.

Billy scoffed at his rumpo friends as they endlessly reminded him his sisters were hot.

Since Alex is a rumpo, he knew his life would be meaningless.

by Jehc Reed June 14, 2005

Rumpot

A woman who drinks to excessiveness and becomes increasingly violent with each drink.

Lindsay Lohan is a fuckin’ rumpot!

by pseudorimms September 4, 2018

rumptop

a serious fuck-up or mistake.

You won't make this shot. It's gonna be a total rumptop. HAHAHA airball!!! I knew it, bitch!!!

by Nick D March 31, 2003

rumpole

A butt plug, bung pole, butt pole. An ass dildo used to stimulate and simulate rear entry. An anal toy prefered by English barristers.

Before standing to deliver his closing arguments, the attorney sat quietly on a portable rumpole placed discreetly on his courtroom chair, and fantasized about his post-court appearance.

by Lord Flanders January 10, 2006

rumpot

A person who "isn't a bigot" but whose opinions, actions, voting patterns, and policy preferences are indistinguishable from those of bigots.

"Yo, you know who I hate? Immigrants. And blacks. And Muslims. I'm going to go vote for Donald Trump now."
"Dude, don't be a bigot."
"I'm not a bigot!"
"Okay, whatever, then don't be a rumpot."

by Leaving It January 25, 2017