Rumplestiltskin

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.

to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.

by Dizeezed September 15, 2005

Rumplestiltskin

A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.

We were tired of just drinking normally so we decided to rumplestiltskin the rest of our brews.

by deggerkegger July 9, 2009

backward rumplestilskin

When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it

Damn this girl was so freaky she backward rumplestilskined me.

by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011

Rumpelstiltskin

The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.

Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.

by Frat28 November 1, 2009

rumpelstiltskin

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

by dickbagjon January 5, 2018

Rumplestiltskin

Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.

Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.

Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"

Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"

by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009

rumpster

One whom has a very large rear end

Hey there Rumpster, get out of my way!

by Gavin LeDoux August 15, 2007