Rule 3
by Xeras July 26, 2011
The number of girls/boys someone says multiply/divide it by 3. If its a guy, take the number of girls they said and divide it by 3, if it's a girl take the number of guys and multiply if my 3.
" I slept with 3 girls over break."
"Did you hear that guy, three girls!"
" nah dude, you don't know the Rule 3?"
" Oh yeah, Divide it by 3. He only slept with one girl."
"Did you hear that guy, three girls!"
" nah dude, you don't know the Rule 3?"
" Oh yeah, Divide it by 3. He only slept with one girl."
by Stifmiester. May 02, 2010
3: Suck my dick and fuck my ass
by mdeneverdies June 23, 2018
If you feel your stomach rumbling just stay home and save yourself the embarassment and shame. NEVER, Rule #3.
by TapeGuy May 27, 2008
Kate: 'Imagine walking in on Billy "stroking his beard".'
Lisa: 'Why must you tell me that??'
Kate: 'Rule 3.'
Lisa: 'Why must you tell me that??'
Kate: 'Rule 3.'
by Troll Logic April 12, 2010
Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.
*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
by anonman123 April 16, 2010
One of the most important rules that states you can never leave a public area without some tongue tackling with some hot girl(s) you just met.
Neko: So did you rule 3 it?
Matt: Yeah for sure bro, we hit up mansion and pirates. Gotta say mansion is better.
Neko: Im proud of you man.
Matt: Yeah for sure bro, we hit up mansion and pirates. Gotta say mansion is better.
Neko: Im proud of you man.
by steelesurfer July 28, 2008