rule number 17

If you feel like she’s the one, don’t chase her, keep your attention minimal until she realizes she wants you too. Being too clingy will never end well.

Hey man, I hear you’re talking to a new chick, don’t forget rule number 17.

by ivebeenbroken September 19, 2023

The 17 rule.

The 17 rule consist of if you are single by 17 your closest guy friend will become your partner and crime. You guys will end up dating since you’re so close to each other <3

Sam is deciding to do The 17 Rule. with Andy

by The biggest bruv June 15, 2020

rule 173

"the truth is, everyone is fucked up."

pertaining not exclusively to being intoxicated, but tired, unhappy, depressed, in-a-rut, anxious, a-regularly-nervous-person, a psychotic, etc....

drunk friend: "dooooode, imz so fucked up rightnow! what am i going to doooooo!!!??"

sober friend: "don't worry about it man, everybody's fucked up! rule 173."

or

A: "god dam it i'm sooo fucked! i didn't finish the English paper man!"

B: "it's alright, we're all fucked anyway!"

by superfail March 7, 2009

Rule 1701

You do not fuck with Captain Picard. Evar.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince... Patrick Stewart died today. RIP 1949-2009.
Hell no! Rule 1701! *ban*

by Rianamarie September 15, 2009

Rule 1738

A rule stating that a song, no matter what genre nor how old it is, will have a trap remix. Earning its number from Former rapper, now irrelevant musician and future love and hip hop cast member, Fetty waps term “1738”

Michael thought it was impossible to find a trap version of “She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes” by Ramblin Tommy Scott, however here a trap remix lay before him. I guess Rule 1738 was right

by Ronny 2 Reagan October 12, 2021

rule 1701

don't **** with the captain....ever

rule 1701: captain picard will never die, and no kirk will never be better

by thomaspain September 15, 2009

Rule 1701

Do not take the name or image of Captain Jean Lic Picard (Patrick Stewart) in vien.

Patrick Saywze Died on Sept 14th 2009 and pictures of Patrick Stewart flooded the Internet with "1940-2009" captioned. Confusing many into believing our Captain had gone down with his ship.

The Internet responded by saying this was going to far, and Rule 1701 should be passed so a tragic even like this will never take place again

by KZR September 15, 2009