When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim
by derpslayer88 March 27, 2015
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Several Paul Rudd Quotes...
(The 40 Year Old Virgin) Yeah... she's adorable... fuckin' bitch.
(Anchorman) 60% of the time it works.... every time.
(Role Models) I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.
(The 40 Year Old Virgin) Yeah... she's adorable... fuckin' bitch.
(Anchorman) 60% of the time it works.... every time.
(Role Models) I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.
by ford22 August 27, 2009
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The most beautiful girl you will ever see, with big and bright blue eyes. Actress/Model from Minnesota, currently living in LA.
by Blueivysmom August 11, 2016
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Guy 1: what's really good nigga?
Guy 2: Shiitt nigga jus' perked off the redds apple ale
Guy 1: word?
Guy 2: Shiitt nigga jus' perked off the redds apple ale
Guy 1: word?
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Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina
Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina
Krista didn't want to be known as a lesbian, so instead of actually masturbating Wendy, she gave her a french rudder instead
by Double JJ Jimbo Jones January 20, 2009
Get the french rudder mug.Originating from 1950's England, the term 'rudestick' was used to denote the batons used by the Metropolitan police force. Nowadays the word is used mainly to refer to either skinny rudeboys or the male genital system.
Rudeboy - "Man thinks he's a rudeboy, psssh he's a rudestick son"
Male genitals - "Doctor i think there's a problem with my rudestick"
Male genitals - "Doctor i think there's a problem with my rudestick"
by Raphael Percivald January 6, 2008
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It was an awkward moment indeed, walking in on that chap giving his mate a Roman Rudder. His fist smelled something awful.
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