rubined

To put a condum on your thumb and insert it into a vagina in a repetivie motion, imitating the usage of a penis.

He was too drunk to have sex with his girlfriend, so he just rubined her the whole night.

by peacepony August 20, 2008

Rubin's

(noun) Waxy, vanilla smelling hair pomade used by "greasers" or "rockabillies." Based on Dr. Rubin's, a Los Angeles pomade manufacturer. Hair product in greaser parlance.

"Dude my pomp is sticking up in back. Do you have any Rubin's on you?"

by JoeMommma January 15, 2013

rubin

To have an enormous annoying bowel movement

I need to go take a rubin.

by frf December 31, 2011

Rubined

To be "Rubined" is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. "Rubining" is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite sex.

Offbeat Friend: So anyways, my masturbation schedule...

Females react with shock and dismay

Rubiner: (Shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking...This friend has been effectively "Rubined")

by Pelicano September 8, 2008

rubine

A marajuana cigerett, origionating from Girton (a village in the East of England) by a massive stoner. Creater of such words as budlet amoungst other usufull words.

alright matie, wanna go for a rubine?
sure thing Budlet.

by Swart October 29, 2005

Uncle Rubin

Gay people who sell out the LGBTQ community.

He’s a self-hating Uncle Rubin!

by Handleisusedby January 22, 2019

Dave Rubin

Political commentator Dave Rubin, (in)famous for his rapid heelturn from a progressive, to a new atheist liberal, to a centrist, and finally a conservative within the time span of 2 years, all the while calling himself a "classical liberal". Often called a hack, a grifter, a charlatan, a sellout, or label much less kind for his statements.

Dave Rubin: Gaslighting is "*wrong description of Gaslighting*"
Michael Brooks: Dave Rubin is "*correct description of Dave Rubin*"

by Troi_Baker March 8, 2021