by Chris May 13, 2005
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A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.
The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.
Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)
A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.
The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.
Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)
IT Manager, Q: "why is the network so slow? Did you make any changes today"
Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"
Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"
by Barney Gaumer August 24, 2007
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1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table
2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table
2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide
2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey
2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey
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