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roflstick

metaphor; for one to feel the experience of the sensation to beat up a hobo using a jew stick while laughing on the floor, 20x`s better than roflcopter.
fuck your roflcopter i got my rofltick
i feel like roflsticking right now
by lilrakus23 December 20, 2009
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Roflshisms

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
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Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
by Kashel September 11, 2007
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing Even Though I Couldn't Do Such A Thing Because It Would Be Nearly Impossible To Type And Roll On The Floor Laughing At The Same Time.
Ha Ha I just rotfleticdsatbiwbnittarotflatst because of that joke.
by Name Moderated October 25, 2010
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ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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Johnny Gershwin Appleseed likes ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT = Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco :(.... on lulzilikeeverythingonfb.
by tatercakesyayyyy August 26, 2010
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rotflshmbeamepoaistigtdbid

rolling on the floor laughing so hard my brain explodes and my eyes pop out and i think im going to die but i dont.
dude:wiener

other dude:rotflshmbeamepoaistigtdbid!
by ho August 22, 2004
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ROTFLSHISMS

ROTFLSHISMS stands for Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Shit My Self
Person: "hey did u hear about <funny scenario here>?"

Other Person: "that was so funny ROTFLSHISMS"
by Dimtri Bazos "King PoPa" September 5, 2008
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ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."
n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"
by Joe Bone March 24, 2005
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