gut rot

A catchall term for heartburn, acid reflux, ulcers, and other things where your stomach feels like it's digesting itself. Since for the most part, you take the same pills for them, there's rarely a need to differentiate in casual conversation.

"Oh man, I've got some killer gut rot, anyone got some Rolaids?" "Here, take a Zantac, it'll work better. And maybe you should stop working 80 hour weeks and eating garbage?"

by roxyhead August 26, 2011

Gut Rot

A very serious stomach ache that is the result of bad food or prior malt liquor consumption that occurs just before a sloppy case shitting.

Gary: Hey Crid why do you look like someone kicked you in the balls?

Crid: Because, I have Gut Rot from Terry's tacos I ate yesterday.

by Cridis shortstacked December 30, 2007

Gut rot

Hapens after you drink too much beer.
The next morning.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts." said sally
well, explained gary "If you didn't drink all that Colt 45 you wouldn't have gut rot."

by Caroline May 31, 2003

gut rot

The thing you get after eating at Taco Bell

Lesley and Elena are walking down Yonge Street to grab a bite. Lesley points at a resturant and asks Elena if she has ever been there. Elena says she has, and Lesley says "it gives me gut rot".

by Kookie Kutter May 22, 2009

gut rot

A painful sensation in the "gut", happens most frequently to those addicted to coffee and cola.

After the third Venti (TM) Americano (TM), Todd doubled over and clutched his stomach. "Gut rot!" he hissed.

by 0x15 January 15, 2004

Gut Rot

When you haven't eaten anything in a long period of time, and your stomach churns and aches because it is empty. Feels like nausea, but nothing to throw up.

Person #1: "Have you eaten anything today?"
Person #2: "No, I've got some serious gut rot going on."

by black bear April 25, 2006

galloping gut rot

Violent, unpredictable and rather unpleasant bout of "Delhi Belly".
Sudden, malodorous and disconcerting onset of liquifaction of one's latest meal.

"We'd best leave now, sir, you have a bad case of galloping gut rot."
"I know, but let me just sign this treaty, first."
(PM Tony Blair to President Bush, Circa 2004)

by mockschmock December 9, 2006