Rossi

A band teacher, who drinks Diet Coke and smells like Irish Spring soap

Person 1: what’s your teacher like?

Person 2: a rossi.

by lolfuckbitch May 31, 2020

Rossi

to give hardcore intercourse to anything with 2 or more legs

I walked into my house and there's my dad doing Rossi with my cat!

by Mandiie pants January 17, 2007

rossi

When you stick one or more fingers, but not an entire fist, into someone's butthole as a punishment or loving gesture.

The dog shit on the floor so I gave Franky a rossi.

by Loser Makes Good May 4, 2009

Rossi

To masturbate in public. To openly fap for a large audience, either aware or unaware.

That guy just pulled a Rossi!

by ClitsRus April 21, 2008

Rossi

Rossi is that totally kick ass quirky friend who’s always a joy to be around. But he’s a hopeless romantic with the ladies

Rossi

by Thatcoolguydylan August 3, 2017

Rossi

a man who plays tuba with slicked back black hair, drinks an unhealthy amount of diet coke, acts like he doesn’t know what water is, gags at the sight of brussels sprouts and over powers the room with the scent of Irish spring soap, and always has a fat ass fan on

person one: what’s your teacher like

person 2: he’s a fucking rossi😖

by fuckassfuckerbitch June 1, 2020

Rossi

Someone who LOVES Shawn Mendes and non binary people. A Rossi is a helpful individual who thrives off of a viral tiktok they made months ago. A Rossi is quiet until someone mentions Shawn Mendes which in turn will result in a violent stanning session or outrage. A Rossi also partakes in the unusual acts of conversations with a Minogueous beast.

Person 1: is that Rossi?

Rossi: *kicks person one*

by Grand Court of Negus April 21, 2022